The Patriots

Childhood wasn’t a Phase, it is the Blueprint.

of De-Uniformity

OUTING INNNER

DEMONS

We like you Monsters
Just Not some of the Human kind

CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH
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CRUNCH
£34.95

Crunch’s tail sweeps
Thunder
He likes it loud
Hides blunder
Ribs go tick
Teeth go tack
Stealing dreams
Then brings them back

Extra-heavy
100% carded cotton (240 g/m²)
Oversized Structured Cut
Faded for Depth and Character
Garment-dyed, pre-shrunk fabric, to hold its shape
Dropped shoulders
Wide neck ribbing

Designed to Age Well —
Like we all should.

VELLUM VELLUM VELLUM VELLUM VELLUM VELLUM VELLUM
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VELLUM
£34.95

Do you believe in Ghosts
Do you prefer Tricks or Treats
What are you dressing up As
How do you fly on a Broomstick

Extra-Heavy
100% carded cotton (240 g/m²)
Oversized Structtured Cut
Faded for Depth and Character
Garment-dyed, pre-shrunk fabric, to hold its shape
Dropped shoulders
Wide neck ribbing

Designed to Age Well —
Like we all should.

NEW MONSTERS OF IMAGINATION

CHOMPEE SIRIUS AND TERRY CHOMPEE SIRIUS AND TERRY CHOMPEE SIRIUS AND TERRY CHOMPEE SIRIUS AND TERRY CHOMPEE SIRIUS AND TERRY CHOMPEE SIRIUS AND TERRY CHOMPEE SIRIUS AND TERRY
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CHOMPEE SIRIUS AND TERRY
£34.95

The Snake is their Pet
Out of a plan to get out of Jail

Extra-Heavy
100% Carded Cotton (240 g/m²)
Oversized Structured Cut
Faded for Depth and Character
Garment-dyed, Pre-Shrunk Fabric, to hold its shape
Dropped shoulders
Wide neck ribbing

Designed to Age Well —
Like we all should.

SUCH A SQUARE SUCH A SQUARE SUCH A SQUARE SUCH A SQUARE SUCH A SQUARE SUCH A SQUARE
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SUCH A SQUARE
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How are you
so square
Cubed in boxes
Not being spotted
Climb upside down
than knottted
The trees whisper
Don’t blink twice
The grass looks greener
But it bites
Birds fly dackward
Snakes wear shoes
And no one colors
the zebras news

Extra-heavy
100% carded cotton (240 g/m²)
Oversized Structured Cut
Faded for Depth and Character
Garment-dyed, pre-shrunk fabric, to hold its shape
Dropped shoulders
Wide neck ribbing

Designed to Age Well —
Like we all should.

BE SOCIAL

Stay Bizarre