The Patriot
of De-Uniformity
Childhood wasn’t a Phase, It is the Blueprint.
Crunch’s tail sweeps
Thunder
He likes it loud
Hides blunder
Ribs go tick
Teeth go tack
Stealing dreams
Then brings them back
Extra-heavy
100% carded cotton (240 g/m²)
Oversized Structured Cut
Faded for Depth and Character
Garment-dyed, pre-shrunk fabric,
to hold its shape
Dropped shoulders
Wide neck ribbing
Designed to age well
Like we all should.
SHOP THE MONSTERS
The Snake is their Pet
Out of a plan to get out of Jail
Extra-Heavy
100% Carded Cotton (240 g/m²)
Oversized Structured Cut
Faded for Depth and Character
Garment-dyed, Pre-Shrunk Fabric, to hold its shape
Dropped shoulders
Wide neck ribbing
Designed to Age Well —
Like we all should.
Do you believe in Ghosts
Do you prefer Tricks or Treats the most
What are you dressing up as
Daily beast or monthly Mess
How do you fly a Broomstick
It doesn’t matter
The size you think you are
Frou Frou
Puts you on a platter
Extra-Heavy
100% carded cotton (240 g/m²)
Oversized Structured Cut
Faded for Depth and Character
Garment-dyed, pre-shrunk fabric, to hold its shape
Dropped shoulders
Wide neck ribbing
Designed to Age Well —
Like we all should.
How are you
so square
Cubed in boxes
Not being spotted
Climb upside down
then knotted
The trees whisper
Don’t blink twice
The grass looks greener
But it bites
Birds fly backward
Snakes wear shoes
And no one colors
the zebra’s news
Extra-heavy
100% carded cotton (240 g/m²)
Oversized Structured Cut
Faded for Depth and Character
Garment-dyed, pre-shrunk fabric,
to hold its shape
Dropped shoulders
Wide neck ribbing
Designed to age well
Like we all should.
OUTING INNER
DEMONS
We like Monsters Just Not some of the Human kind
Stay Bizarre