STAND UP GUY

£34.95

Stand up guy
Jokes between the lights
Grin too wide
Eyes so bright
The crowd laughs hard
Clap and cry

They never ask the reason why
Why?

Kills on stage
Bows for more
Snorts the buzz

Empty room
Stained the floor
Cold and bare
No jokes
no crowd
Empty chairs


Extra-Heavy
100% carded cotton (240 g/m²)
Oversized Structtured Cut
Faded for Depth and Character
Garment-dyed, pre-shrunk fabric, to hold its shape
Dropped shoulders
Wide neck ribbing

Designed to Age Well —
Like we all should.

Size:

Stand up guy
Jokes between the lights
Grin too wide
Eyes so bright
The crowd laughs hard
Clap and cry

They never ask the reason why
Why?

Kills on stage
Bows for more
Snorts the buzz

Empty room
Stained the floor
Cold and bare
No jokes
no crowd
Empty chairs


Extra-Heavy
100% carded cotton (240 g/m²)
Oversized Structtured Cut
Faded for Depth and Character
Garment-dyed, pre-shrunk fabric, to hold its shape
Dropped shoulders
Wide neck ribbing

Designed to Age Well —
Like we all should.

This product is made especially for You as soon as you place an order, Which is why it takes us a bit longer to Deliver it to you. Making products on Demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, So thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions! Meets the EU REACH requirements. In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR) We Ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards.